Well, if that title doesn’t make your butthole pucker, I don’t know what will. I will let you all wonder what I’m talking about. But those of you who know me well know that if I were expecting a real baby, I would have already been halfway down the long plunge off the Brooklyn Bridge. Besides that, God already did the whole impregnating the virgin Mary thing so unless I’m having sex, it ain’t happening…and unless I’ve found “the one,” I ain’t having any sex. So… now that I’ve shared too much information with ya’ll, back to my baby.
I got a dog. Well, a puppy, really. I’ve been searching for months and months and it’s been something I’ve wanted since I left Memphis back in 2005. It has taken a long time for me to finally make this decision. Now that my business is stable and steady, and now that my schedule is consistent, it was time for a dog. Looks like he’ll be delivered to my house here in New York around the 3rd of May. I can’t tell you how excited I am about this new chapter in my life. I’ll update you later with all the details about him and I’ll enclose a picture.
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